Thursday, March 5, 2009

Mommy will they make me Poet Laureate? - 1

On the Great Indian Democratic Process

We'll be having elections this spring
There'll be rigging and booth capturing
And loonies and crackpots
And Nepots and despots
And the big daddy of them all, Amar Singh

On Election Strategy according to the Congress Party Think Tank

The Congress won't be doing anything fancy
We're sticking to our Core Competency
Not Ethics, of course
Or Governance (much worse)
We'll be going with good ol' Sycophancy

15 comments:

  1. there was once a BJP
    on secularism did they pee
    but now they huff
    while ramadoss ponders no puff
    and i hoot for mamta banerjee!

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  2. And there is the ill famed dynastic reign
    Whose chair grasping is in a quite a desperate vein
    To rule, they know not,
    But yet, they vie for ballots
    And if votes go awry, outrage they feign.

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  3. I must confess it is bliss
    To be away from a mess such as this
    Yet, the heart still rends
    Will we ever make amends?
    What we really need is metamorphosis.

    g

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  4. Whee! Rhymes :D

    *clears throat*

    A blogger, once upon a time
    Had an uncanny knack to rhyme
    So with his keyboard did he type
    Limericks until he went ripe
    Until we threw in his hat, a shiny dime

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  5. the elections are here
    the madness and chaos so near.
    but we will have holiday
    so we can go watch that movie
    we missed on friday
    but vote we must
    coz in the netas we don't trust!

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  6. Once in the realm of sleepy thought,
    I wandered, and was soon accosted by the God Janus.
    A question rose, and an answer I sought,
    "What shall be of the lands named after the Indus ?"
    "Fear not",spake He "for your past has been glorious
    And your future like the sun shines bright.
    But your present shall continue to be labourious,
    as long as your people sleep in broad daylight."

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  7. @buddy - You belong to "Mamta Bannerjee's Hooters", do you? ;-)

    @cynic - These days they're all dynasties. Narayan Rane - Son
    Chhagan Bhujbal - Nephews
    Bal Thakre - Son, Nephew
    Murli Deora - Son
    The list just goes on...

    @gauri - Well said!

    @chutney - LOL!
    Dime?
    I'm a poet, not a plebeian blue collar
    Next time please ensure it's a dollar
    Or an euro or a pound
    Something nice'n heavy and round
    Or I'll take offence and really loudly holler

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  8. @perplexed - Nice!

    @Satish Bhat - Well said!

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  9. I'll see if they have any of those fake noble literature awards around.
    And one for Chutney too.
    :D
    (Just as a makeshift till they can find the real deal. Don't get disheartened).
    :D

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  10. Wow !! a gr8 explosion of poetry !!

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  11. The campaign is starting, the conches are being blown
    To the masses, mutton biryani and country liquor are now frequently being shown.
    Cries the opposition, "Vote for us. Politics is an art"
    But slowly they whisper, "Once elected, all you'll get to smell is our fart!"
    Politicians are scampering, as if their pants are on fire
    Marketing relentlessly, that their souls are for hire.

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  12. if in here i donot rhyme
    wont it be such a crime

    should we expect something in hindi next?

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  13. Ho ho.. lmao..
    Would love to see more politicos in upcoming poetic endeavors.

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  14. And then there was a third front
    Full of heads sharp and blunt
    They dream as do the others
    Of running a nation of a billion
    Alas! Their leader sleeps in the parliament!

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  15. A talented man is Naren.
    Inventor of limericks insane.
    Though the occasional verse,
    seems better or worse,
    It still never quite seems inane.

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