We've been watching a lot of TV at home these days, mostly a show called "Fear Factor". I have heard that they had a series specially for gay people, in San Francisco, but it turned out a bit differently. In fact, for reasons I cannot go into here, they're planning to call it the "Rear Factor". But the boys have been doing a bit of movie watching on their own and their favorite passtime is pulling the leg of their progenitor. Here's a recent dialogue.
Me: Hi guys, how was the movie (they went to see "The Mummy Returns - The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor")
Gautam: Nice. Great special effects
Vyaas: Especially the avalanche.
Me: Avalanche? You mean sandstorm, don't you?
Gautam: No, this movie is based in China and in the Himalayas. There are some abdominal snowmen as well
Vyaas: That's abominable snowmen, Gau.
Me: I think I know some abdominal slow men too.
Vyaas: Very funny. But the effects were quite good. All computer generated.
Me: Did you get scared
Vyaas: No. I've seen scarier.
Gautam: You know which is a scary Mummy Returns movie?
Me: Which one?
Vyaas: "The Mummy Returns and Finds Us on the Play Station instead of homework". Now THAT's a scary movie.
Gautam: (High fives Vyaas)
Me: You guys set me up for that one. Not fair! (Slinks away)