'Nooobody makes grilled chicken for me!" said the missus.
The correct response, for those of you who have not married, is not "what?" "where?" "who?" or even "how?". It is "I will make grilled chicken for you".
Thus it came about that I stood in front of our oven, aka OTG, trying to figure out how much 450F is in the stupid machine's settings of "warm", "hot" and "mallika sherawat". I'm kidding. The calibration was in degrees C and when you are a couple of decent single malts down, with a recipe culled from the internet and, sadly from an American website which tells everything in Fahrenheit, you're not at your best deducting thirtytwo, multiplying by five and dividing by nine. The lad came to the rescue, but not before he conducted some embarassing prelimary questioning.
"What are you doing?"
"Making grilled chicken"
"Why?"
"Your mom wants to eat it"
"Oh. But why haven't you skinned it?"
"She wants it Chinese style, with the skin roasted. Some roasted chicken chinese style or something"
"You got the recipe?"
"Yes. It says to sprinke salt and some oil, and grill at 450 F for thirty minutes"
"Sounds easy enough"
It was confession time.
"Yes, but how much IS 450 F, blast it?"
"Oh, easy, 232"
So I ended up doing a decent job. The kitchen, for some reason, filled up with smoke. "The devil are you doing?" came the missus' distant yell
"All fine, sweet, all fine" and then, to younger son "why the devil is there so much smoke""
"Dude! You are cremating the chicken. You want 230. You've set it to 275"
"Oh" and I corrected the setting. Damn these newfangled variable lens glasses the optician fobbed off on me.
"How long do you reckon I should keep the chicken in there?" I cravenly asked the lad.
"Half hour. Perhaps forty minutes."
"Will you tell me if it's done?"
"Dude! I have some kind of exam, you know"
"I'll buy you new guitar strings"
"Done"
So at last the chicken is done. We are eating it with store-bought oyster sauce but missus has that expression which says "ummmm!"
Reward enough.
The correct response, for those of you who have not married, is not "what?" "where?" "who?" or even "how?". It is "I will make grilled chicken for you".
Thus it came about that I stood in front of our oven, aka OTG, trying to figure out how much 450F is in the stupid machine's settings of "warm", "hot" and "mallika sherawat". I'm kidding. The calibration was in degrees C and when you are a couple of decent single malts down, with a recipe culled from the internet and, sadly from an American website which tells everything in Fahrenheit, you're not at your best deducting thirtytwo, multiplying by five and dividing by nine. The lad came to the rescue, but not before he conducted some embarassing prelimary questioning.
"What are you doing?"
"Making grilled chicken"
"Why?"
"Your mom wants to eat it"
"Oh. But why haven't you skinned it?"
"She wants it Chinese style, with the skin roasted. Some roasted chicken chinese style or something"
"You got the recipe?"
"Yes. It says to sprinke salt and some oil, and grill at 450 F for thirty minutes"
"Sounds easy enough"
It was confession time.
"Yes, but how much IS 450 F, blast it?"
"Oh, easy, 232"
So I ended up doing a decent job. The kitchen, for some reason, filled up with smoke. "The devil are you doing?" came the missus' distant yell
"All fine, sweet, all fine" and then, to younger son "why the devil is there so much smoke""
"Dude! You are cremating the chicken. You want 230. You've set it to 275"
"Oh" and I corrected the setting. Damn these newfangled variable lens glasses the optician fobbed off on me.
"How long do you reckon I should keep the chicken in there?" I cravenly asked the lad.
"Half hour. Perhaps forty minutes."
"Will you tell me if it's done?"
"Dude! I have some kind of exam, you know"
"I'll buy you new guitar strings"
"Done"
So at last the chicken is done. We are eating it with store-bought oyster sauce but missus has that expression which says "ummmm!"
Reward enough.
3 comments:
ummmmm! nice post!
Thanks so much!
I keep checking my Wordpress "reader" page just in case if there's any new post from you.
Reward enough. :)
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