Monday, July 21, 2008

Is this for real?

A little bird tells us that Apple is commissioning W.J. Clinton of Little Rock, Arkansas, to write his real, unabridged and completely candid memoirs on the condition that he calls it "I Pawed.."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naren, that is SAD! Even by your already low standards, that is LOW. In musical terms, that is the low bass note of jokes. In geographical terms, that is the Marinas trench of jokes. And in digestive terms, that is the faecal residue of jokes.

Your ever loving

Missus

narendra shenoy said...

Oh Yeah? Well, I will have you know, madame, that a lot of people LAUGHED THEIR ASS OFF at that joke

Anonymous said...

The alleged popularity of your facetiousness with owners of domestic animals normally employed in carrying loads hardly elevates it to respectability. In words of one syllable, It Is Bad

Missus

Preeti said...

Uncle S is delusional! He signs in as anonymous, writes a comment, logs off, signs in again as himself and replies... :(

Uhm,on an after-thought...is that really the missus...? Or is it OK masquerading as anonymous as missus...?

Im thinkin too much...!

gradwolf said...

priceless, mr. shenoy!

Partho said...

Reminds me of the memoirs of one Ms. Lewinski named "one swallow does not make an affair"

Vijay said...

And part two of the book "When my a** was grass"...

Drenched said...

Hahaha, this one is a gem!

Is it that really Missus? I'm guessing she's a Wodehouse fan too... or she's been highly influenced by you by now. :p

Anonymous said...

Speaking of asses, I am reminded of the young lady of Madras, who had a most magnificent ass, not rounded and pink, as you probably think, It was grey, had long ears and ate grass.

The extremely better half of shri shenoy

Coconut Chutney said...

I am speechless. You have a gift, Mr.Shenoy. A rare gift.

narendra shenoy said...

@preeti - If you had an egg shaped head and green eyes, you'd be Hercule Poirot. You are right. I had one of my schizophrenic moments, when I start thinking I am my wife. Then I snap out it, because I look silly nagging myself.

@grad - Thanks. Mrs. Shenoy's views might be at variance with yours, though, but we engineers gotta stick together.

@partho - :-D

@vijay - :-D

@drenched - She reads Sophie Kinsella. Yes, Ugh! And I have as much influence on her as I have over the foreign policy of Saudi Arabia.

@better half - Nice limerick, but not original.

narendra shenoy said...

@chutney - Thanks!